my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
I think you meant “you suck dick *well”
i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:
- asking someone to be patient
- confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*
i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape